How to become a
With a group that's been around as long as this one there are a ton of
good stories to be told. You'll find everything from race reports to the
history of some members nicknames in this section.
The Real Story of the Innocent Belgian Tourist
An original Disney Deads post by Stan Sosnowski
SOSNOWSKI <sheila_stan@prodigy.net> wrote:
Date: Sun, 31 Oct 2004 04:36:29 -0800 (PST)
From: SOSNOWSKI <sheila_stan@prodigy.net>
To: drs-disney@descriptor.com
CC:
Subject: [drs-disney] Animal Kingdom ALERT!!

Beware of predators in the Animal Kingdom, they come in all shapes and sizes. The trickiest is the Bart animal who
disguises himself as a mild mannered innocent looking Belgian tourist but in reality he lurks around the Khalli River Rapids
waiting for innocent Deads(Sheila and I) that he can seduce into getting soaked.Bart pretends to be polite by showing you
which seats will give you the best view. But in reality they are the wettest seats on the raft.
So before you accept Bart's seductive invitation to spend a day in Animal Kingdom, take a few precautions. Leave anything
you want to stay dry in your hotel,wear sandals,carry the biggest rain coat you can find and take the seat that Bart wants for
himself.

Stan the stuck in Kansas man.

"Work like you don't need a job, love like you've never been hurt and dance like nobody's watching."
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